i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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