I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We had to coat check the pizza.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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