People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its not stalking. its research.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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