I'm eating all of the evidence.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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