Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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