So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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