no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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