You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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