Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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