May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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