If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
