In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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