Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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