Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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