Well apparently he's into motor boating.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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