Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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