I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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