Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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