i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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