You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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