it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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