Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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