my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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