i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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