FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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