But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Come on in and take your pants off
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