Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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