so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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