we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Please don't give away my fajitas
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