Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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