Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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