DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize
