Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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