its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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