And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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