North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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