I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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