By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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