As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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