have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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