i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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