What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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