Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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