pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Too much gin, very little bucket
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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