belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just cut my nipple shaving
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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