How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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