these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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