How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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