It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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