i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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