i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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