question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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