It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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