doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it because I queefed?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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