I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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