belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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