You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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