the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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