everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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